tonight is pie night.
great night or greatest night?

tonight is pie night.

great night or greatest night?

Tags: pie
worst $3 i ever spent.

worst $3 i ever spent.

  • me: the bathrooms are amazing.
  • eliza: really?
  • me: they're so scuzzy and terrible and wonderful. [also there are pictures on the wall.]
HELLO. Self-esteem building fortune cookie.

HELLO. Self-esteem building fortune cookie.

Went to the doctor’s and had to fill out some forms. There was no “borderline alcoholic” so I checked the next closest box.

Went to the doctor’s and had to fill out some forms. There was no “borderline alcoholic” so I checked the next closest box.

from a visit to the tillamook cheese factory. how could it end any other way?

from a visit to the tillamook cheese factory. how could it end any other way?

finally.  a birthday cake i can get behind.
thanks reddit.

finally.  a birthday cake i can get behind.

thanks reddit.

today.

today.

Tags: countdown love

this seems appropriate.

I hope my work knows about this.

I hope my work knows about this.