January 2010
36 posts
Jan 31st
170 notes
Jan 31st
6 tags
no, seriously.
there’s a thong on the newel post, dear liza, dear liza there’s a thong on the newel post, dear liza, a thong
Jan 30th
4 tags
betting odds →
Jan 29th
5 tags
“in the british navy, the officers’ noon mess typically began with the...”
– wikipedia entry: toast (honor)
Jan 29th
clink?
Jan 29th
7 tags
the white drawer in pentameter (almost)
a drawer in my closet filled to the knee has all of the white things i’ll ever need and because he no longer sails the sea a sailor named jerry keeps it for me a-shirts aplenty, the brim they do claim i refuse their wholly more vulgar name somewhere near bottom a few lonely briefs melancholy underwear, lonely with grief to cover my ribs there’s plain white t-shirts i sincerely...
Jan 27th
5 tags
“… i want to examine punctuation as an art. naturally, therefore, this is...”
– eats, shoots & leaves by lynne truss
Jan 27th
4 tags
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Jan 26th
5 tags
how would you feel if you were this idiot? →
Jan 25th
5 tags
“All I ask is one thing and I’m asking this particular of young people that...”
– Conan O’Brien
Jan 25th
2 tags
also i realized after posting, i actually ate two cookies. the complexity continues steady.
Jan 23rd
1 tag
i feel like i ought to define what i mean by desperately for the readership. when i say desperately i mean that i really, really want it but am still unwilling to pour any sort of serious time, resources, or energy to its ends.
Jan 23rd
4 tags
too cheap to pay for a gym
i am desperately trying to get in shape.  i was sitting on the floor stretching to go on a run and i ate a cookie that was laying next to me. this is the complexity of human existence.
Jan 22nd
4 tags
“when u love somebody it’s hard to think about anything but to breathe”
– when u love somebody by fruit bats
Jan 22nd
5 tags
leaving the bar after rehearsal
a lonely clarinet on the back porch of a college student rental house sighs a few pining bars of “can you feel the love tonight” into the brisk, wet, winter night air that somehow manages to smell like a first spring rain.
Jan 20th
5 tags
Jan 18th
7 tags
“and now brothers and sister, ladies and gentlemen, the man you’ve been...”
– space cadet 2 by kid koala
Jan 13th
Jan 13th
6 tags
“canst thou not minister to a mind diseased, pluck from the memory a rooted...”
– macbeth v.iii
Jan 12th
7 tags
between the second and third sheet
i was somewhere between the second and third sheet last night when the dam on my memory burst, the floodgates opened and i was overwhelmed with nostalgia.  the most strident memory of the lot was one in which, again i was well in my cups, but this time with a dear friend.  we drank until the bartender flicked the lights and told us to go home.  we walked to his and refilled our cups.  he played on...
Jan 12th
4 tags
“i want you, i want you so bad it’s driving me mad, it’s driving me she’s so...”
– i want you (she’s so heavy) by the beatles
Jan 11th
all i’m saying is esperanto could have come in handy. it would be nice to have a universal language that wasn’t love.
Jan 11th
4 tags
“you are what you love and not what loves you back.”
– either charlie kaufman or jenny lewis
Jan 10th
3 tags
“you say you love me and i hardly know your name and if i say i love you in the...”
– it’s late by queen
Jan 10th
8 tags
the menu i made for christmas breakfast
sweet fraises oranges chocolat bananes + chocolat fraises + oranges oranges + ananas ananas + oranges + fraises savory crepes de la mar saumon + chevre + vin blanc + champignon + tomate +épinard + oignon + ail rôti crepes de la ferme jambon + guyere + vin blanc + champignon + crème + tomate +épinard + oignon + pomme + ail rôti
Jan 9th
4 tags
Listeni am the most immature person ever.
Jan 9th
4 tags
“then the artist becomes the clay and the clay becomes the artist.”
– amanda lee williams (this quote is not as deep as you think.  sorry amanda.)
Jan 8th
3 tags
fashion[able] wars
adina: i really want to go to socotra. it's a little island off the coast of yemen.
me: is that going to be a problem?
adina: why?
me: cause we're starting a third war there. in yemen.
adina: what?!
me: no but, it's the next hot nation to invade.
adina: it is?
me: oh yeah, it's all over the news networks.
adina: huh.
me: i mean, if you're a warmonger, your collection isn't really complete without an occupation of yemen.
Jan 8th
3 tags
beware this little time sink →
Jan 7th
3 tags
Jan 7th
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
9 notes
battleship has precious little more strategy than guess who. like playing darts blindfolded. battleship is a fancy man’s guess who.
Jan 3rd
2 tags
π
birthday cake, overrated. birthday brownies, underrated. birthday pie… unbelievable.
Jan 2nd
3 tags
nye
good riddance oh nine. oh hey oh ten. what’s up?
Jan 1st