i can tie a tie one-handed while driving a manual transmission.

i will take your complimentary drink and put it to good use my liver’s a machine gotten me out of some bad spots best wingman i ever had.

i am watching your play and openly sobbing it’s not hitting to close to home it is home he is there onstage but i am there onstage and she is there onstage but she is my grandmother and my mother he says that she is dying and it is true and he says that he is dying and it is true and he says we’re dying and i’m not sure that is true.

and i am sobbing in your theater at your play, in my tie, half-drunk,thinking of all the people i ought to call tomorrow to tell them i love them.

but i’m not sure if I will.

today.

today.

Tags: countdown love

i’ve got secret a secret admirer (secret admirers?) setting pork rinds on my windshield while I’m at work. and they’re the hot & spicy flavor so you know whoever is doing it is serious.

spanning i-90; just like our love, just like our hearts.

spanning i-90; just like our love, just like our hearts.

12 weeks or 2 months or 4 days or 30 hours.  it’s always too brief.

i love me someecards.

i love me someecards.

when u love somebody it’s hard to think about anything but to breathe
— when u love somebody by fruit bats
if I did love you in my master’s flame,
with such a suffering, such a deadly life,
in your denial I would find no sense;
i would not understand it.
— twelfth night I.v.249-252 by william shakespeare

love is your drink waiting for you when you get home.