i can tie a tie one-handed while driving a manual transmission.
i will take your complimentary drink and put it to good use my liver’s a machine gotten me out of some bad spots best wingman i ever had.
i am watching your play and openly sobbing it’s not hitting to close to home it is home he is there onstage but i am there onstage and she is there onstage but she is my grandmother and my mother he says that she is dying and it is true and he says that he is dying and it is true and he says we’re dying and i’m not sure that is true.
and i am sobbing in your theater at your play, in my tie, half-drunk,thinking of all the people i ought to call tomorrow to tell them i love them.
but i’m not sure if I will.


